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Ruin a Date in Four Words
- Thread starter Melon
- Start date
KINDERFELD
Banned
"That's my colostomy bag"
"My wife is calling"
"You gonna eat that?"
"My wife is calling"
"You gonna eat that?"
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TrainedRage
Banned
"I have red hair"
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
“I forgot my meds.”
Afro Republican
Banned
"I know your address"
coopermidnight
Member
I... didn't know emoji could be italicized.My DJ name is Bootydestroya.
KINDERFELD
Banned
"Your sister is hot"
"You know anywhere hiring?"
"Gotta fix my wedgie"
"You're about a 5"
"It doesn't jerk itself"
"You know anywhere hiring?"
"Gotta fix my wedgie"
"You're about a 5"
"It doesn't jerk itself"
Airola
Member
"I'd never murder you."
But then again if she said it, that would be oddly hot.
For extra edge points: "I'd never rape you."
But then again if she said it, that would be oddly hot.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Red Crayon Aristocrat
Member
lmao at the guy doing the macarena.
AnotherOne
Member
"Dollar menu sound good"?
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
Is it just me or does HRC come off as a little air-headed sometimes?
Red Crayon Aristocrat
Member
Wings 嫩翼翻せ
so it's not nice
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
Aliens abducted me yesterday.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
How’s Uranus?
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
Better with a group.
Bullet Club
Member
Cleveland Steamer's are fun
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
"You sweet summer child"
Sqorin Hammerfarf
Banned
"I think we're cousins"
"You resemble my daughter"
"Incest? More like WINcest"
"My leg monitor's beeping"
"Can't go near schools"
"Warhammer has deep lore"
"This look like cancer?"
"Let's talk about LEGOs"
"September 11? False flag."
"This isn't normally engorged"
"Yes! Liked on NeoGAF!"
"I posted a thread on NeoGAF about ruining dates in just four words"
"You resemble my daughter"
"Incest? More like WINcest"
"My leg monitor's beeping"
"Can't go near schools"
"Warhammer has deep lore"
"This look like cancer?"
"Let's talk about LEGOs"
"September 11? False flag."
"This isn't normally engorged"
"Yes! Liked on NeoGAF!"
"I posted a thread on NeoGAF about ruining dates in just four words"
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
“900 hours in Fallout:76”
(I cheated a little here)
(I cheated a little here)
Bullet Club
Member
May I enter you?
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
Now, let's unpack this.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
I'm such a cheat.
5secondrulesucks
Banned
man poster angelic ive seen some of your posts and i just cant hold it in anymore. youre fucking flat out not funny. you should probably try and quit your comedy career buddy. sorry
The Pleasure
Member
I LOVE DONKEY PUNCHING.
An exquisite pleasure for those who have experienced the very best that life has to offer.
An exquisite pleasure for those who have experienced the very best that life has to offer.
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
You gonna put out?
RyuCookingSomeRice
Member
you ever been choked?
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SLoWMoTIoN
Unconfirmed Member
Do you play Fortnite?
I enjoying reading manga
A job? What's that?
Yes I am unemployed
I enjoying reading manga
A job? What's that?
Yes I am unemployed
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slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
It's really itching today.
infinitys_7th
Member
"So, how's your job?"
"NEET."
"Oh, well what do you do?"
"NEET."
"NEET."
"Oh, well what do you do?"
"NEET."
infinitys_7th
Member
Was she your original waifu before AOC? *elbows ribs*
Is it just me, or does she have a stop motion-like movement in that GIF? Looks like Gumby.
yeahokaywhatever
Member
So, Mario or Sonic?