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(NSFW) Butt thread

Rate Crystal's ass

  • Nice and firm

    Votes: 97 45.3%
  • Nice and fat

    Votes: 69 32.2%
  • Too flabby

    Votes: 20 9.3%
  • Too athletic

    Votes: 5 2.3%
  • Too fat

    Votes: 7 3.3%
  • Too fat and flabby

    Votes: 16 7.5%

  • Total voters
    214
Radical Dreamer Radical Dreamer might want to remove that first one
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Scopa

The Tribe Has Spoken
Pancakes are nice and all but this ain’t the breakfast thread.
Whether it’s big or small, that is just about the most unappealing arse I’ve ever seen. I’d look better in a thong.

I’ve been doing my walking. You should see my legs too :messenger_sunglasses:
 

Papa

Banned
Whether it’s big or small, that is just about the most unappealing arse I’ve ever seen. I’d look better in a thong.

I’ve been doing my walking. You should see my legs too :messenger_sunglasses:

I think he got lost on his way to the Brie Larson thread
 
I'm a little crushed by the reality behind many of these perfect asses. Turns out many of these ass models are using as much steroid cocktail as 90's bodybuilders. Up to 300mls per week. They just focus development on those hind quarters and thighs.

In short, it ain't real. They are juiced up junkie asses. I'm still a natural ass man.
 
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kbear

Member
^ That’s weird looking. I just don’t find any form of twerking attractive, too ratchet. I’d rather see a chick with a nice ass walking down the street than the best twerking video of all time.
 
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DeafTourette

Older than air but younger than the foundations of the earth
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Princess Thais aka Sweet Té

The most perfect body I've seen in some time. All natural. Pretty face, too!

Edit: didn't realize my error for her name. Fixed!
 
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Papa

Banned
^ That’s weird looking. I just don’t find any form of twerking attractive, too ratchet. I’d rather see a chick with a nice ass walking down the street than the best twerking video of all time.

Yep, to me twerking has always seemed like a kind of devolution back to our monkey ancestors, like baboons thrusting their bulbous butts around. It’s even worse with all the grotesque roid butts that are in fashion these days. I much prefer a girl with a nice tight, pert ass walking down the street, back slightly arched, showing off that evolved bipedality. That chick on the treadmill above is the ideal version of that.

(Funnily enough, my phone tried to correct twerking to tweeting).
 
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