Florida Man

Melon

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iconmasterX

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Florida Man spotted riding jet ski on Florida road

Melon Melon your story is way crazier, though:

John Robert Carr Jr. tried to conceal Krystle Lee Anderson, who was wanted for failure to appear in Orange County in a 2015 case in which she was accused of trying to rob a Burger King with a BB gun, according to The Lakeland Ledger. Anderson was shot and lost her legs in the incident.

Deputies with Polk County Sheriff’s Office and federal marshals were tipped off that Anderson was with Carr at his residence, according to the Ledger. When they arrived, he told them she was not there; however, officers saw through a bedroom window that Carr had put the 4-foot-tall woman into a plastic storage bin, according to the Ledger.

Never bring a BB rifle to a Burger King gun fight, I guess.
 
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Raynes

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Not my date exactly but on this day, two years ago a Florida man decided to eat pancakes in the middle of an intersection.

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Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested. - Sept 22nd

Florida Man Crashes Massive 72′ Yacht then Abandons It

Sounds legit.
 
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CDiggity

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Who is this Florida man and why haven't they lock him up for good already?

He has the ability to shapeshift. He simply copies the appearance of someone near the crime scene when he strikes and then that person takes the fall. Genius for someone so unstable.
 

choco-fish

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I get a long list of news posts telling me why googling ‘Florida Man’ is hilarious and why everyone should try it. Maybe it’s because it’s my birthday today and the story is trending?
 
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IzukuMidoriya

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Unfortunately, the things that come up for August 26th are all things about the Madden NFL tournament shooting, which I completely forgot that happened on my birthday.
 
This is not my idea, but I figured it would still be hilarious. So, GAF, the idea of this is to go into google and type "Florida Man [your birthday here]"
Should I also tell you the name of my first pet and mother's maiden name, or can I just give you all my passwords right now?
 
After you guys post your Florida Man news stories, let me know what your porn name is. It’s the town you grew up in plus your first pet’s name. Then tell me your Psychic Phone Number. It’s the first three digits of your SSN plus the last four digits of your SSN, with the middle two digits being your extension. It’ll be fun! Post it to Twitter!
 

Rentahamster

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After you guys post your Florida Man news stories, let me know what your porn name is. It’s the town you grew up in plus your first pet’s name. Then tell me your Psychic Phone Number. It’s the first three digits of your SSN plus the last four digits of your SSN, with the middle two digits being your extension. It’ll be fun! Post it to Twitter!
Paging BaconBitz

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/the-christmas-wallpaper-thread-backfired-no-56k.344121/

(obscure neogaf reference)
 

lil puff

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LOL, great thread.

But doesn't Florida have a law that criminal acts can be released to the pubic? I forgot the name of the act.

So its not that florida is crazy, it's that they are exposed more than other states. But it is still fun to make fun of Florida, My dad lives down there and I make fun of him lol
 
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