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[Papa]

Aubrey Plaza

 

[tkscz]

I don't know if I have a crush on Tess, she's fucking gorgeous but has such a bad attitude. Even other BBW models can't stand her.

 

[Papa]

I don't know if I have a crush on Tess, she's fucking gorgeous but has such a bad attitude. Even other BBW models can't stand her.

lol I find your unapologetic love of BBWs endearing. Not for me, but mad respect to you for chasing what you like.

 

[brap]

I don't know if I have a crush on Tess, she's fucking gorgeous but has such a bad attitude. Even other BBW models can't stand her.

xtra thicc ngl probably would

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Ok here is one that I have debated with people.

UFC fighter - Joanna Jedrzejczyk (I can't spell her last name) (Edit, thanks google)

I have always thought she was hot, not everyone does.

Unflattering Action Shot

 

[Can't decide]

I'm sorry, but that looks like a gender confused 17 year old boy to me.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

lmao. it would be an honor to have the last name bong. braps dream woman. dong.

 

[brap]

I'm sorry, but that looks like a gender confused 17 year old boy to me.

BRUH

lmao. it would be an honor to have the last name bong. braps dream woman. dong.

Does she have a dong though?

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Ok here is one that I have debated with people.

UFC fighter - Joanna Jedrzejczyk (I can't spell her last name) (Edit, thanks google)

I have always thought she was hot, not everyone does.

i agree with you. i dont think shes very pretty but there is something about her im attracted to

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I'm sorry, but that looks like a gender confused 17 year old boy to me.

Super harsh, but your input is valued. Hot or Not is supposed to be polarizing.

I take it I am on the Joanna minority!

 

[Papa]

JareBear: Remastered definitely not hot. Looks like Tsimfuckis.

 

[bitbydeath]

Both of them.

 

[Thurible]

I am attracted to any catholic woman who would have me in her life and puts her faith in God above all else. I find a woman's dignity and purity of heart to be incredibly beautiful. I would like to better her and I would like for her to better me so that we may become saints together. I would like to be the head of the household (not 100% necessary though) and be able to produce or adopt as many children we are called to during our marriage.

Physically I like caucasian and asian features. I like long hair as I find short hair kind of boyish. I think make up is ok but sometimes I like women just showing their natural selves. Of course I like sexually dimorphic features such as breasts and hips as every man does but I find it strange to focus in on them personally. I do not find obesity attractive as it shows weak health and a lack of control. I suppose I like a mature figure and not someone who seems very small. I would like if she is about my height or a bit shorter. It however is not necessarily a deal breaker if she doesn't meet all of these preferences.

I am kind of hoping I meet a woman who will be my purpose in the future. Something about marriage seems so fantastic and fruitful. I also have feelings of passion that are getting stronger that I am not sure If I can truly rid myself of in life, perhaps instead of avoiding it and redirecting it I am to use it in a loving marriage? However, I don't really have any friends and find socialization with others awkward. I suppose it ultimately doesn't matter if my vocation is this or that, as long as I live my life in service to others and God and be the best I can.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Jenna Fischer?

 

[Papa]

I am attracted to any catholic woman who would have me in her life and puts her faith in God above all else. I find a woman's dignity and purity of heart to be incredibly beautiful. I would like to better her and I would like for her to better me so that we may become saints together. I would like to be the head of the household (not 100% necessary though) and be able to produce or adopt as many children we are called to during our marriage.

Physically I like caucasian and asian features. I like long hair as I find short hair kind of boyish. I think make up is ok but sometimes I like women just showing their natural selves. Of course I like sexually dimorphic features such as breasts and hips as every man does but I find it strange to focus in on them personally. I do not find obesity attractive as it shows weak health and a lack of control. I suppose I like a mature figure and not someone who seems very small. I would like if she is about my height or a bit shorter. It however is not necessarily a deal breaker if she doesn't meet all of these preferences.

I am kind of hoping I meet a woman who will be my purpose in the future. Something about marriage seems so fantastic and fruitful. I also have feelings of passion that are getting stronger that I am not sure If I can truly rid myself of in life, perhaps instead of avoiding it and redirecting it I am to use it in a loving marriage? However, I don't really have any friends and find socialization with others awkward. I suppose it ultimately doesn't matter if my vocation is this or that, as long as I live my life in service to others and God and be the best I can.

"I like long hair as I find short hair kind of boyish."

Wouldn't that be a plus for a Catholic?

Spoiler

 

[Thurible]

"I like long hair as I find short hair kind of boyish."

Wouldn't that be a plus for a Catholic?

Spoiler

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

I don't know if I have a crush on Tess, she's fucking gorgeous but has such a bad attitude. Even other BBW models can't stand her.

Yeah, she's not bad (I don't like those nose rings though)

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Jenna Fischer?

i think shes pretty but she looks so fucking old. she just has a really old looking face

 

[badblue]

 

[Yoshi]

I'm sorry, but that looks like a gender confused 17 year old boy to me.

You are one to talk with your nickname.

 

[brap]

Finna boutta post some thiqq right quick

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Pretty much the best body I've ever seen on any woman is nude model Erica Campbell, it's unreal how perfect her tits and ass are and they're 100% natural.

Here's some examples.

Spoiler

For the NSFW stuff you can use Google of course.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Finna boutta post some thiqq right quick

lmao is that andy san dimas or whatever the fuck if it is bitch got big

Pretty much the best body I've ever seen on any woman is nude model Erica Campbell, it's unreal how perfect her tits and ass are and they're 100% natural.

Here's some examples.

Spoiler

For the NSFW stuff you can use Google of course.

yeah i check out her pics every now and then. she literally has the perfect body

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

yeah i check out her pics every now and then. she literally has the perfect body

Hellllll yeah.

It's eerie how perfect her body is, I honestly wouldn't have believed someone could even be that perfect.

 

[brap]

lmao is that andy san dimas or whatever the fuck if it is bitch got big

lmao nah it's marilyn mayson

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

TZUYU (some of our KPOP fans might know her)

我喜愛台灣娘們現在，我們務必記憶她們呢！(Now for my favorite Taiwanese maidens, we mustn't forget!)

 

[Papa]

lmao nah it's marilyn mayson

Damn that transition surgery has really improved.

Fake edit: oh, you said mayson

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

Assuming I can get to him before my wife does, Tom Hardy:

Charlize Theron is also acceptable:

(Yes, I enjoyed Mad Max. Why do you ask?)

 

[Yoshi]

Assuming I can get to him before my wife does, Tom Hardy:

Charlize Theron is also acceptable:

(Yes, I enjoyed Mad Max. Why do you ask?)

Disappointed you did not post yourself as an example for hawt and not.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

Disappointed you did not post yourself as an example for hawt and not.

I would never do that. I am the most modest person I know.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I would never do that. I am the most modest person I know.

I think everyone here wants a piece of that Schrödonger.

 

[Papa]

lol schrodonger

 

[AV]

Ana De Armas. l i t e r a l p e r f e c t i o n

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Damn that transition surgery has really improved.

Fake edit: oh, you said mayson

And that kid grew up to be... Marilyn Manson!

Ana De Armas. l i t e r a l p e r f e c t i o n

Oh hell yes, I liked seeing her in giant, purple naked form on the big screen in Blade Runner 2049.

 

[Papa]

Ana De Armas. l i t e r a l p e r f e c t i o n

Hell yes, she was so hot in that movie with Keanu

 

[Cunth]

how about some gina carano

 

[Bullet Club]

Dua Lipa

Liv Morgan

 

[niveaformen]

Radha Mitchell (Pitch Black)

Georgie Parker:

Daisy Pearce:

 

[Ovek]

Keep all your skinny asian ladies... it's all about D'Arcy Carden...

I very much like her in her Good Place outfit...

 

[AV]

Dua Lipa

DL has such bad resting bitch face, I dunno, something about it puts me off. I bet she's a bit of a nightmare IRL.

 

[Ownage]

 

[hariseldon]

I’ve always had a crush on Ellie Kemper

(Erin, from The Office)

I haven’t even watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt yet, oddly

You should, it's really fucking good. I also have a bit of a thing for her, but that's probably in part due to my love of redheads.

 

[hariseldon]

Jenna Fischer?

Hell yeah. There's just something about her that does it for me, she's absolutely lovely.

 

[badblue]

Assuming I can get to him before my wife does, Tom Hardy:

Charlize Theron is also acceptable:

(Yes, I enjoyed Mad Max. Why do you ask?)

That's a threesome I would not say no too.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

That's a threesome I would not say no too.

It’s a shame they apparently aren’t fond of each other, based on reports from the set of Fury Road

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

My only man-crush

Tom Brady, the most perfect human being ever

 

[Ailynn]

I don't so much find all of these guys "hot"....but I have had an element of attraction for them, nevertheless.

EDIT: I forgot to add Chris Pratt, younger Jonathan Davis...and probably many others...

 

[King of Foxes]

Olga Seryabkina

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Hailey Baldwin (JBiebs' new wife)

Amandla Stenberg

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Radha Mitchell (Pitch Black)

And don't forget "Silent Hill! Silent Hill!"