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[Bullet Club]

To promote some water brand he's started.

That's probably the first time I've seen him in something where he has come across as somewhat normal and likeable. Normally he's wearing weird clothes and spouting some weird shit.

 

[triplestation]

That's cause the boy is growing up. Don't let the normal look fool you, though. There's still a god in there.

 

[brap]

>JUST water
JUST (fuck my shit up)

 

[DeepEnigma]

Where have I heard that "just" branding before... Ah yes.

https://justforall.com/en-us/produc...MIi4TknLyN4QIVFuaaCh0lxAO4EAAYASAAEgIkgvD_BwE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Mayo

Just unoriginal.

 

[Chairman Tickles]

Just lucrative. Selling bottled water is like selling the blandest, most ineffective snake oil. Literally comes from a tap and is run through a cheap filter.

 

[haxan7]

Just what the world needs. More bottled water.

[insert sarcastic punctuation here]

 

[Cunth]

I wouldn’t even recognise him without the wacky clothes

 

[niveaformen]

looks like a young Simon Phoenix

 

[jufonuk]

Oh this is the stuff I see in boots now. Which despite not coming in plastic and just a cartoon Costa more than normal water. Despite me investigating why on the packaging. (No extra ingredients etc) can’t see any profits going to a charity etc.

 

[Ichabod]

He should take a page from Snapple and put some good old philisophical Jaden Smith quotes under every cap.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

you guys are dildos. how the fuck does this in any way make him more likable. he still sucks. hes SELLING FUCKING WATER AND YOU GUYS ARE THINKING HES TIGHT

 

[DeepEnigma]

Is it blessed Scientology water?

 

[Scopa]

Scientists looking for traces of testosterone in Jaden Smith.

 

[Cunth]

 

[Soleil rouge]

Asian twink looking ass.

 

[TTOOLL]

Nice name

 

[jadedm17]

"Normally hes wearing weird shit"
... Um i think his pants are missing the back?

 

[HotPocket69]

looks like a young Simon Phoenix

Simon says drink my water, motherfucker

 

[CyberPanda]

Is he a top or bottom?

 

[Traianvs]

He works in a grocery just like me when I started my career at minimum wage!!! He's like us!!!!








Fuck you Smith

 

[EverydayBeast]

Because he’s will smith’s Son I’ll always root for him, stop with this parody shit though especially when you have Hollywood in your back pocket.