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Energy drink that gives you a 6 hour erection is banned

Bullet Club

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Look out for 5-hour Energy's new drink range, 6-hour Stiffy, coming soon.

Energy drink which gives you an erection lasting for six hours is finally banned

Red Bull might give you wings, but an energy drink called Power Natural High Energy Drink SX gives men a much, much harder benefit.

Namely, a stonking erection.

The drink – described as ‘very popular’ with men in Zambia – has been taken off the shelves after tests showed it was adulterated with high doses of sildenafil citrate, the active ingredient in Viagra.

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Authorities in African countries began to investigate after a customer complained of constant sweating and a nearly six-hour erection.

The manufacturer, Revin Zambia Ltd, could not immediately be reached for comment on the ban.

Sildenafil is an active ingredient in oral therapy in erectile dysfunction in men and should only be available on prescription, the statement said.

‘Results from both Zimbabwe and South Africa correlated with those obtained from the Foods and Drugs Laboratory that indicated a positive presence of Sildenafil Citrate,’ it said.

Zambia has also suspended the production of the drink until remedial measures are put in place to ensure that it is not adulterated, the statement said. Natural Power Energy Drink SX is very popular among Zambian men and is sold in 500 ml plastic bottles, mostly in supermarkets and bars.

Source: Metro
 

Thurible

Member
Is it carcinogenic or something? Is having one for 6 hours dangerous? Couldn't they just readvertise it as something to have a good time with your wife?
 
Is it carcinogenic or something? Is having one for 6 hours dangerous? Couldn't they just readvertise it as something to have a good time with your wife?

The sweating indicates a vascular issue. It probably would have given someone a heart attack or stroke eventually.

Not to mention that a long-lasting erection can damage the penis as well.
 

Thurible

Member
The sweating indicates a vascular issue. It probably would have given someone a heart attack or stroke eventually.

Not to mention that a long-lasting erection can damage the penis as well.
Oh. So it is probably a good thing that they are banning the drink then. Thanks for the info!
 

kingbean

Member
Why would anyone think that was a good ingredient to an energy drink? Having a boner will negative effect productivity unless the product is meat based.
 
Sounds like hell
Imagine needing to pee after drinking one of these.

Put your hands against the wall, lean forward, and hope you can somehow manage to get a stream going without needing to bend your hardwood all the way down and kinking up the line...or you can pinch the tip and go super stream from a distance, and hope most of it goes in the bowl.

Also I want some super boner juice. Finishing on viagra is the best.
 
Put your hands against the wall, lean forward, and hope you can somehow manage to get a stream going without needing to bend your hardwood all the way down and kinking up the line...or you can pinch the tip and go super stream from a distance, and hope most of it goes in the bowl.

Also I want some super boner juice. Finishing on viagra is the best.

I thought the prostate swelled when there is an erection to prevent urine from entering the urethra?
 

EverydayBeast

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Hahaha you know what I thought this would be a Florida man thread. Still interesting.
 

Thurible

Member
The sweating indicates a vascular issue. It probably would have given someone a heart attack or stroke eventually.

Not to mention that a long-lasting erection can damage the penis as well.

It's called a priapism and it requires medical treatment.
You two guys seem rather intelligent. Is it appropriate of me to ask what is a normal amount of time for a man to have an erection? Does sex between a man and woman last a couple minutes or hours or some other period of time? You don't have to respond and it is a weird question. I could also look it up, but I think researching stuff about penises and sex might yield some strange results that I may not like to observe.
 
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MC Safety

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You two guys seem rather intelligent. Is it appropriate of me to ask what is a normal amount of time for a man to have an erection? Does sex between a man and woman last a couple minutes or hours or some other period of time? You don't have to respond and it is a weird question. I could also look it up, but I think researching stuff about penises and sex might yield some strange results that I may not like to observe.

Thanks, but I'm comfortable just being a guy who knows a bunch of stupid facts.

To answer your questions, that stuff really depends on the person -- or the couple. You can get erections that last for seconds or hours. The sex act can involve all different kinds of activities and stretch out for as long as the participants are able.

If you're wondering if you're abnormal, there's probably no such thing. Although if you're concerned, a doctor can examine and advise you.
 

Thurible

Member
Thanks, but I'm comfortable just being a guy who knows a bunch of stupid facts.

To answer your questions, that stuff really depends on the person -- or the couple. You can get erections that last for seconds or hours. The sex act can involve all different kinds of activities and stretch out for as long as the participants are able.

If you're wondering if you're abnormal, there's probably no such thing. Although if you're concerned, a doctor can examine and advise you.
Thank you for the response! You do seem to be a bit knowledgeable, I have never heard of priapism before. So there is really no objective standard on how long an erection can last (just that lasting more than a few hours is bad, correct?).

I wasn't asking for myself, I am just curious about sex. I know the basics of the birds and the bees but I haven't experienced it personally and am rather prudish so I don't know all the ins and outs of certain things about sex (ex. what does the foreskin do and why does it not seem to be necessary, do women feel pain while having relations especially while "dry" (I heard that women might need to be properly lubricated or they could be hurt), I understand menstruation but what is it like for the woman to experience it and is sex possible or wise during this time, why does the hymen exist, is the "g spot" real and what exactly is it, etc). It's a rather interesting and a bit taboo subject. I am also interested in making friends these days and perhaps finding a wife in the future. I certainly hope my parts are in order, lol.
 

iconmaster

Banned
I wasn't asking for myself, I am just curious about sex. I know the basics of the birds and the bees but I haven't experienced it personally and am rather prudish so I don't know all the ins and outs of certain things about sex (ex. what does the foreskin do and why does it not seem to be necessary, do women feel pain while having relations especially while "dry" (I heard that women might need to be properly lubricated or they could be hurt), I understand menstruation but what is it like for the woman to experience it and is sex possible or wise during this time, why does the hymen exist, is the "g spot" real and what exactly is it, etc). It's a rather interesting and a bit taboo subject. I am also interested in making friends these days and perhaps finding a wife in the future. I certainly hope my parts are in order, lol.

If you get married, you'll have plenty of time to figure this all out.
 

Hissing Sid

Member
Six hours? Hardly sounds practical. What the hell do you do with other five hours, fifty nine minutes and forty seconds worth of stiffy time?

The manufacturers sounds like sadists to me. I mean who combines a prolonged erection with a drink? Obviously at some point you’re gonna need the toilet cos ya’know, you’ve just had a drink.. You’d need to do a hand-stand in order to have a piss! Nasty.
 

Tesseract

Banned
riddle me this medic gaf

if you take one of these boner pills / drinks and rub one out, are you still hard?

if so goddamn, what a nightmare
 
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