Ruin a Date in Four Words

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“Don’t fuck with that.”

True story.

Was at a friends wedding in California, open wine bar, had been taking to this girl. We sit down at a group table and music starts playing pretty loud, hard to hear. Her water bottle falls over but she doesn’t hear it, I notice it and reach to pick it up. She sees me and says “hey don’t fuck with that.” She thought I was trying to drug her. Felt horrible, like having to explain while stammering drunkenly “I was just picking it up, it fell over” sounds ridiculous.

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“Don’t fuck with that.”

True story.

Was at a friends wedding in California, open wine bar, had been taking to this girl. We sit down at a group table and music starts playing pretty loud, hard to hear. Her water bottle falls over but she doesn’t hear it, I notice it and reach to pick it up. She sees me and says “hey don’t fuck with that.” She thought I was trying to drug her. Felt horrible, like having to explain while stammering drunkenly “I was just picking it up, it fell over” sounds ridiculous.

You should have played it off like you were trying to go in for a kiss.
 
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“Don’t fuck with that.”

True story.

Was at a friends wedding in California, open wine bar, had been taking to this girl. We sit down at a group table and music starts playing pretty loud, hard to hear. Her water bottle falls over but she doesn’t hear it, I notice it and reach to pick it up. She sees me and says “hey don’t fuck with that.” She thought I was trying to drug her. Felt horrible, like having to explain while stammering drunkenly “I was just picking it up, it fell over” sounds ridiculous.

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Lol, I was at a party in Berkeley and my wife was going inside to get another drink and I told her to grab me one while she was their and a girl outside said I was a chauvinist for asking her that. When she came back I told her that I wouldn't hit her that night because she got my drink quick enough and that girl literally stormed off the patio saying she hopes I die. I told my wife what happened and we both had a good laugh. People in California can be super goddamn crazy sometimes.
 

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Lol, I was at a party in Berkeley and my wife was going inside to get another drink and I told her to grab me one while she was their and a girl outside said I was a chauvinist for asking her that. When she came back I told her that I wouldn't hit her that night because she got my drink quick enough and that girl literally stormed off the patio saying she hopes I die. I told my wife what happened and we both had a good laugh. People in California can be super goddamn crazy sometimes.
I would have responded with “She’s just thankful to be out of the kitchen, but thanks for the input, love”.