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[JareBear: Remastered]

*phone rings*

That’s my parole officer.

“That’s my parole officer”

 

[Scopa]

Lol.

 

[Belmonte]

Hospitals call me "Pelvis-Breaker"

 

[slugbahr]

This! So much this!

 

[triplestation]

It usually gets hard!

 

[slugbahr]

Your music taste sucks.

 

[Ownage]

I don't make much.

Let's split the check.

My place or yours?

(all said in this order)

 

[haxan7]

I shoot big loads

 

[triplestation]

Is this the hole?

 

[Link1110]

I killed them all

Unless you're in Star Wars, then you're just entitled to your anger.

 

[slugbahr]

I identify as Enzom21.

 

[slugbahr]

Yikes! Try again, snowflake.

 

[Grinchy]

I loved Captain Marvel!

 

[coopermidnight]

Wanna meet my fursona?

 

[Uhtred]

My wife and I......

 

[slugbahr]

The Beatles sucked ass.

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

My wife and I......

Meet my wife's son.

 

[JimiNutz]

My nuts are enormous

 

[Duellist]

"Don't mind the scabs"

 

[slugbahr]

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Whitecrow]

will you marry me? (pls?)

 

[Ownage]

But what about me?

 

[triplestation]

Oh yeah that's moist

 

[Rentahamster]

Hey baby

pls respond

 

[Shifty]

Hi, I'm Florida Man