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[JLMC469]

That's what she said...

 

[ValiantTraveler]

"Work isn't great lately"

or

"Wanna do it now?"

 

[Greedings]

Wait, I'm itchy there.

 

[haxan7]

show me your tits

 

[Ownage]

Was she your original waifu before AOC? *elbows ribs*

Is it just me, or does she have a stop motion-like movement in that GIF? Looks like Gumby.

Is the old white man in the back doing the Macarena, or walking the dinosaur?

 

[Scopa]

I’m going commando tonight.

 

[brap]

"I like your feet"

 

[*Nightwing]

"My dick cheese itches"

Works almost everytime, and the time it didn't was an error in the date selection process, not with the line itself

 

[Melon]

"I like your skin."

 

[The Pleasure]

why are you hating the joy of a man who knows what he likes?

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

"You gotta purty mouth."

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

"Aye I'm tryna f**k rn"

 

[DubReno]

You up for anal

"I forgot to wipe"

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

“Orchids of Asia later?”

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

"I forgot to wipe"

“Wanna help me wipe?”

 

[haxan7]

“Wanna help me wipe?”

“A woman’s duty: wiping”

I’m gonna get banned yet.

 

[triplestation]

This looks like beef!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

“A woman’s duty: wiping”

I’m gonna get banned yet.

 

[haxan7]

that gif is so crisp and beautiful

 

[slugbahr]

"You sound really stupid"

 

[KINDERFELD]

"Wanna see me naked?"
"Can I wear you?"
"Dead bodies are sexy."
"I watch you sleep."

 

[Duellist]

smell my fingers please?

 

[slugbahr]

Friends is problematic trash.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Neutral pronouns only please

 

[Scopa]

I’m a male feminist.

Spoiler

Anyone used this yet? I don’t remember.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I’m a male feminist.

Spoiler

Anyone used this yet? I don’t remember.

Yeah, ya boy braaappppp did.

 

[Fnord]

Your mom is hot.

 

[Scopa]

Yeah, ya boy braaappppp did.

Ah, I had a vague feeling. Sorry brap.

 

[slugbahr]

I mod on resetera.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I mod on resetera.

 

[slugbahr]

why are you hating the joy of a man who knows what he likes?

Not hating at all.
I just thought your avatar was the perfect response to your comment, as well as your name.

 

[haxan7]

Not hating at all.
I just thought your avatar was the perfect response to your comment, as well as your name.

I for one do hate that cunt.

Edit: nvm I got confused with a different thread where someone avatar quoted Cunth

 

[Gromph]

i need to go.

 

[haxan7]

Friends is problematic trash.

Same goes for Seinfeld

 

[slugbahr]

i need to go.

Are you even here?

 

[Scopa]

Click, like and subscribe.

 

[slugbahr]

Click, like and subscribe.

Post one thirty four

 

[womfalcs3]

My penis is small.

 

[slugbahr]

You're my first. Tonight.

 

[Scopa]

Post one thirty four

Fuckin’ shit, fuck, shit!

 

[Belmonte]

1000 per blowjob, sweetie.

 

[slugbahr]

Fuckin’ shit, fuck, shit!

I was the first :'(

 

[Scopa]

I was the first :'(

Great minds think alike.

 

[julio_grr]

"J'ai deux bites"


Sorry it's in French. But it's soooo goood.
A date ends because the guy says "I have two dicks"

 

[Shifty]

"Millenials, am I right?"

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

"Hi, I'm Brie Larson"

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

"I'll take the veggieburger."

Get the fuck outttttta here

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

"Hi, I'm Brie Larson"

I was waiting for this one.

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

Pineapple on pizza? Disgusting.

 

[slugbahr]

You looked prettier earlier.