Ruin a Date in Four Words

“Touch my Brie Larson”
“I shaved Brie Larson”
“Brie Larson teabagged me”
“Brie Larson, private investigator”
“Can’t defy Brie Larson”
“Brie Larson changed me”
“Brie Larson is dreamy”
“Brie Larson murders cats”
“Brie Larson sounds wise”
“Brie Larson doesn’t smile”
“Brie Larson thread now”
“Brie Larson give handjobs for a nickel behind the 7/11”
 

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Ailynn

Faith - Hope - Love
Here's a whole romantic date for ya...

"I'm late, so what."
"I'm a big deal."
"You look decent enough."
"Washing hands is lame."
"This waitress is retarded."
"I'm REALLY into ravioli."
"Took 'em long enough!"
"Your food looks gross."
"Wanna sniff on this?"
"Forks are basically useless."
"You gonna eat that?"
"Look at those fags."
"Family Guy is LIFE."
"I never leave tips."
"My place or yours?"
"It's your loss, bitch."
 
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