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Ruin a Date in Four Words

“Touch my Brie Larson”
“I shaved Brie Larson”
“Brie Larson teabagged me”
“Brie Larson, private investigator”
“Can’t defy Brie Larson”
“Brie Larson changed me”
“Brie Larson is dreamy”
“Brie Larson murders cats”
“Brie Larson sounds wise”
“Brie Larson doesn’t smile”
“Brie Larson thread now”
“Brie Larson give handjobs for a nickel behind the 7/11”
 

iconmaster

Banned
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haxan7

Volunteered as Tribute
Anywhere around the Washington DC area, unless you explicitly told your date beforehand and she was did too:

“I voted for Trump”


Edit: did a thread search and saw Wings 嫩翼翻せ Wings 嫩翼翻せ did it already. My b dawg
 
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-Minsc-

Member
Dating sims are better.

How creepy am I?

Desperate to get laid.

I am really lonely.

Only three assault charges.
 

Shifty

Member
"Hi, I'm Alex Jones"

The actual date-ender would be the super lengthy diatribe about crazy shit that follows, with the date unable to get a word in edgeways.
 
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Ailynn

Faith - Hope - Love
Here's a whole romantic date for ya...

"I'm late, so what."
"I'm a big deal."
"You look decent enough."
"Washing hands is lame."
"This waitress is retarded."
"I'm REALLY into ravioli."
"Took 'em long enough!"
"Your food looks gross."
"Wanna sniff on this?"
"Forks are basically useless."
"You gonna eat that?"
"Look at those fags."
"Family Guy is LIFE."
"I never leave tips."
"My place or yours?"
"It's your loss, bitch."
 
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