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[Cunth]

What’s the first thing you look up on the net?

 

[Mista]

How to get back to sleep

 

[Joyful]

see if half life 3 came out

 

[Duellist]

The Neogaf butt thread

 

[Dthomp]

If I woke up from a 100yr coma...I'd be really really old, but I'd just pray the internet had something kin to the video game crash of old. I'd hope all forms of social media are gone and that humanity in general is less involved in everybody elses shit. A guy can hope

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

"You want me to do what with a net?"

 

[haxan7]

the fate of my one true love

 

[triplestation]

how to learn spanish for free

 

[E-Cat]

What life-extension technology allowed me to live past 130, and whether that's due to the Singularity having occurred.

 

[JimiNutz]

Is GAF still up.

Actually I'd run out into the city streets, take in all the new sites (like Cap did when he woke up) and ask where the rest of my Avengers were.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

see if half life 3 came out

I kid you not, this is the first thing I would look up as well.

 

[slugbahr]

I'd check my gaf account.
How many likes do i have now??

Tell meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

 

[ODESZA]

Bitcoin price

 

[Traianvs]

Has "The winds of winter" been completed?

Did Juventus ever win another champions league?

 

[Hudo]

GPU prices.

 

[Michele]

How to get immortality?

 

[mango drank]

how is cyborg babby formed

 

[bitbydeath]

My bank accounts.

Spoiler

 

[Conan-san]

"Why was my body not destroyed in the Nuclear Winter or the Human Autumn?"

 

[King of Foxes]

I would check if my calligraphy website is still up.

Pen Island .com

 

[nkarafo]

Check to see if there are any shells in the toilet.

 

[Ownage]

Review how Trump got taken down.

 

[Cunth]

Review how Trump got taken down.

you wont care cause a kardashian will be president

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

you wont care cause a kardashian will be president

Which one, Kim?

A President you can fap to? I'd be ok with that.

 

[Cunth]

Which one, Kim?

A President you can fap to? I'd be ok with that.

imagine her 130 year old titties bro

 

[Ownage]

imagine her 130 year old titties bro

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

imagine her 130 year old titties bro

If she's 130 then presumably there's some sort of immortality technology that keeps her looking young, right?

 

[JimiNutz]

If she's 130 then presumably there's some sort of immortality technology that keeps her looking young, right?

Of course.
In 100 years people's bodies will not age at all. Kim K will be looking like she's 22 again and you can probably have your very own clone of her at home sitting around waiting for you to come home and fuck her.

 

[Cunth]

If she's 130 then presumably there's some sort of immortality technology that keeps her looking young, right?

maybe some kind of robotits

 

[slugbahr]

Which one, Kim?

A President you can fap to? I'd be ok with that.

Khloe's the hot one.

 

[Woo-Fu]

What’s the first thing you look up on the net?

Nothing, because I don't know what the 'net is. It'll be a week before I get over plastic straws.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Celeb nude leaks

Or

Has ResetEra taken over the world.

 

[Kamina]

Will I wake up in the Shrine of Resurrection?

 

[Tesseract]

ai

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Baseball

It’s always baseball

Also porn. And what happened to the bush.

 

[Fbh]

" FF7 Remake part 1 already up for for pre order?"



(honestly though I'd probably go to some news site and see if anything on there makes sense )

 

[Doom85]

I didn't realize Hyrule had access to the Internet.....

 

[Magik85]

You wont wake up from coma after 100 years because in meantime they will "perform an abortion" on you

 

[Shifty]

"God Hand Remake"

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

Of course.
In 100 years people's bodies will not age at all. Kim K will be looking like she's 22 again and you can probably have your very own clone of her at home sitting around waiting for you to come home and fuck her.

If the Kim clone is identical to Kim K at 22 years old body wise, wouldn't even a "new" one still be considered well worn out at that age?

 

[Melon]

Just gonna look this up so I can blast it because I'M STILL ALIVE, FUCKERS.

 

[-Minsc-]

Why am I still alive after a 100 year coma?

 

[Cunth]

Why am I still alive after a 100 year coma?

>implying people still age in a cryogenic coma bubble

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Is my dick on the Internet?

 

[bitbydeath]

Is my dick still on the Internet?

FTFY

 

[hariseldon]

Just gonna look this up so I can blast it because I'M STILL ALIVE, FUCKERS.

surely?

 

[Husky]

maybe Prey 2 finally leaked

 

[JimiNutz]

If the Kim clone is identical to Kim K at 22 years old body wise, wouldn't even a "new" one still be considered well worn out at that age?

How low you want to go, 18? 22 sounded like a wholesome age to me but I guess you might as well take it as fresh as it comes.

 

[appaws]

Khloe's Kendall Jenner's the hot one.

Fixed

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Did AOC become the first third and fourth term POTUS? Did she credit me as her inspiration? Is my name on her monument?