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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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Fuu

Formerly Alaluef (not Aladuf)
Yeah, I don't think you guys should be impressed at the number of views of a thread that talks about porn.
 
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Hexadecimalt

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solidviper said:
oh god i just watched the hotel video and it got me hot hot hot

as soon as i watched it I knew what i had to do. I printed off a picture of your face and pasted it on the face of my favorite horse "Rocket." I pretended like I was Hannah and just went crazy on Rocket. His cock was throbbing like yours and I just did what Hannah did to get him off. Afterwards I felt a little dirty inside because I knew Rocket was too good for me. I reassured myself that someday I would find a horse who loves me as much as I love him. The experience was amazing, also there were socks [/hot].
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Anyone else think "Seabiscuit porno?" when they read this?
 
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ZeoVGM

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Wellington said:
Frankly I am still a little miffed as to why he would allow threesomes if he supposedly loved the girl.
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Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
 
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Kletian

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These are the things dreams and legends are made of.

Never heard of Hannah until this thread, and from the looks of it, I'm sorry I've been under a rock for so long.
 
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HolyStar

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This thread is the fucking win man, fuckin win :D . Damn, see here, a Gaf pornstar, now if only we can get Bjork to star in his own hentai.
 
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Machado

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omg rite said:
Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
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another amazing story???
 
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Blader

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omg rite said:
Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
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Femmeworth

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omg rite said:
Hm? You can love someone and experiment sexually.

I loved my ex and she also happened to love vagina.

So I did what any gentleman would do and allowed another girl to have sex with us.
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'ex' being the keyword here. Sorry to be an ass, but that does undermine your argument.
 
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Deleted member 17693

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HolyStar said:
Damn, we have started a damn phenomenon. Do you want this to be up on Something Awful as well?
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God no.
 
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Machado

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this has got to be one of the few times where "leaving your porn on a pc so everyona can check it out" is a good thing
 
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Freedom = $1.05

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proposition said:
I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.
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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Well...this certainly was epic. Haven't seen a thread on GAF like this in years.
 
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Machado said:
do you feel like a showoff now?
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I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!
 
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Darklord

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
I honestly did not expect this. I just thought it would be a decent story to share!
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You say that you had sex with a hot girl which was filmed and is on the internet plus post pictures of her and didn't expect this?

lolwut?
 
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Darklord said:
You say that you had sex with a hot girl which was filmed and is on the internet plus post pictures of her and didn't expect this?

lolwut?
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Well, I didn't expect forty thousand fucking views anyway :lol
 
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Alien Bob

taken advantage of my ass
Darklord said:
This is GAF. You'd get 30,000 views simply for saying you had sex with a girl.
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shit, I've had sex with two girls! Can these views be exchanged for anything of value?



Also, Wispy, I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning, those videos were pretty popular... expect a page dedicated to you on encyclopedia dramatic within the week
 
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Fuu

Formerly Alaluef (not Aladuf)
Alien Bob said:
shit, I've had sex with two girls! Can these views be exchanged for anything of value?
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You can exchange them for an e-penis enlargement as far as I know.
 
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urk

butthole fishhooking yes
proposition said:
I think the important question here is how big is the OP's wanger.
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Depends. If we're talking about his e-penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours." If we're talking about his actual penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours."

Ask me how I know.
 
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Odrion

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Uh, I swore that on the message board where this whole "Hannah" thing began it turned out she was sixteen years old and the guy who shot the films was arrested for child pornography.
 
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Odrion said:
Uh, I swore that on the message board where this whole "Hannah" thing began it turned out she was sixteen years old and the guy who shot the films was arrested for child pornography.
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:lol

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.
 
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proposition

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urk said:
Depends. If we're talking about his e-penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours." If we're talking about his actual penis, then the answer is "way bigger than yours."

Ask me how I know.
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I don't know about that, because I am secretly John Holmes.

I faked death to escape the biz.
 
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zoku88

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
:lol

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.
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Oh no, why did you have to say that?

The FBI is coming for most of the posters here, soon...
 
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ConsumerSquare

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This thread brightened my dreary hump day here at work. Can't wait to check out the prons at home tonight.

When did these videos originally hit the net?
 
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nubbe

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The Wispy Scoundrel said:
:lol

For some of the earlier pictures she was 17. She was 18 in the videos though, the whole 'age' thing was used as a vice by her parents to clean up her stuff on the net. I regret to inform you though, I was indeed 17 for the majority of the ordeal.
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Poor child, you were raped :(
 
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zoku88 said:
Oh no, why did you have to say that?

The FBI is coming for most of the posters here, soon...
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Haha, well you don't see me in the solo ones anyway. The ones where I'm actually participating though, I was 18. So it's all good.

TGateKeeper said:
that pic with you guys in the boat makes me what to sing the chorus line for this long..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYT7y6lFJtw

:lol
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Just ... beautiful. What a touching moment we just shared.
 
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VeritasVierge

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This thread just got weirder since last night.

OP, I'm not sure what everyone is so "proud of" but I hope you and Hannah won't get fucked over in the later in life career for all of this. I can see a difficult road head for her especially unless she wants to be an actress or sorts.

EDIT: Dude with the Facebook link, edit your post and get rid of it.
 
JimiNutz

JimiNutz

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All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.
 
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proposition

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NutJobJim said:
All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.
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Actually, because under-18 is still legally a child, any pornography with an under-16 in counts as child pornography and is very much illegal.
 
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Odrion

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NutJobJim said:
All those talking about child porn and the FBI need to remember that the legal age of consent here in the UK is 16 so even if 'Hannah' was 16 that's perfectly legal on these shores.
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Not to film it.
 
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