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Congrats on chasing something you're passionate about. Keep at it mate.

Here's a buddy of mine who dabbles in DJ stuff, used to play/manage some raves down under decades ago. Now he just bangs out little tunes every now and again, hasn't posted anything to his soundcloud in a long while.











Separate thing: I have to raise my hand for getting a bit heated in the MS/ActiBliz thread, thanks for just a warning mods. Thought a thread ban was a bit much but there will be other threads by the time that dust settles. Cheers for good modding y'all, I just get sick of the usual misinformation/posters/SonyGAF shit sometimes. A break is what I needed.
 
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haxan7

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My favorite type of argumentative writing is when a government agency pisses me off and I’ve got nothing to lose by taking off the kids gloves and throwing down. I’m usually the one preaching speak softly and be accommodating etc. as the path of least resistance, but every once in a while you run into a complete numb skull who needs a good chewing out and a I WANT A SUPERVISOR letter
I never took you for a Karen
 

Maiden Voyage

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GenericUser

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Hello,

I don't know if this is the right thread to ask, but is it possible to hide threads that have a specific keyword in their title?
 

Peggies

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My wife and I had the same convo last night. Different context I’m sure. Unless….?
Apropos last night. My husband and I finally found some time to spend with each other...you know, like...naked. First time after the second critter arrived. And in fear of getting pregnant again we used a condom AND he pulled out. I shit you not.

Life was much easier when we (thought we) were infertile.
 

Thaedolus

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Apropos last night. My husband and I finally found some time to spend with each other...you know, like...naked. First time after the second critter arrived. And in fear of getting pregnant again we used a condom AND he pulled out. I shit you not.

Life was much easier when we (thought we) were infertile.
GIF by hero0fwar


(But seriously the vasectomy was a good call over here…2 years post snip and no accidents so far!)
 

Maiden Voyage

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Apropos last night. My husband and I finally found some time to spend with each other...you know, like...naked. First time after the second critter arrived. And in fear of getting pregnant again we used a condom AND he pulled out. I shit you not.

Life was much easier when we (thought we) were infertile.
Gotta get that IUD birth control. The Mrs and I prefer the salami without the casing. No need to pull out.
 

Thaedolus

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Gotta get that IUD birth control. The Mrs and I prefer the salami without the casing. No need to pull out.
We did the IUD before we went with the snip post children. Worked great, but kinda made Aunt Flo a bit worse for the wife. Snippy snip was uncomfortable for a while but after a month or so I’d never know the difference from before and after shooting blanks.

We do sometimes kinda wonder if we should’ve waited and had a third kid, but two is already plenty for us.
 

Maiden Voyage

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We did the IUD before we went with the snip post children. Worked great, but kinda made Aunt Flo a bit worse for the wife. Snippy snip was uncomfortable for a while but after a month or so I’d never know the difference from before and after shooting blanks.

We do sometimes kinda wonder if we should’ve waited and had a third kid, but two is already plenty for us.
Damn. My wife had terrible periods prior to the IUD. Since, she hasn't had a single issue. I might get snipped eventually but since the IUD works so well, we haven't really felt the need.
 

Thaedolus

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Happy Bday what now?
Wait wtf it’s supposed to say congrats on the sex, I was posting while waiting in a drive thru for lunch hah

Damn. My wife had terrible periods prior to the IUD. Since, she hasn't had a single issue. I might get snipped eventually but since the IUD works so well, we haven't really felt the need.
Does she have the one with hormonal stuff too or bare copper? Mine had bare copper because birth control killed her libido, but the bare copper didn’t. The trade off was we had to increase the tampon budget…
 

Peggies

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We did the IUD before we went with the snip post children. Worked great, but kinda made Aunt Flo a bit worse for the wife. Snippy snip was uncomfortable for a while but after a month or so I’d never know the difference from before and after shooting blanks.

We do sometimes kinda wonder if we should’ve waited and had a third kid, but two is already plenty for us.
Me too. Not only was the insertion beyond painful, but it also made Aunt Flo insufferable.

We'll be going for the vasectomy. Just looking for a good doctor. My husband made an appointment for some nice harmless consultation - expecting to get some brochure - and got a prostate examination. Now he's a bit traumatized.
 

Thaedolus

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Me too. Not only was the insertion beyond painful, but it also made Aunt Flo insufferable.

We'll be going for the vasectomy. Just looking for a good doctor. My husband made an appointment for some nice harmless consultation - expecting to get some brochure - and got a prostate examination. Now he's a bit traumatized.
Well my dad recently had to be treated for prostate cancer and now I need to answer in the affirmative that we have a family history, so I’m right there with him about to get butt fingered next checkup 🫤

And really the snip isn’t so bad. Hurt a bit while they were doing it and I kinda felt violated the rest of the day but you know, frozen peas and some movies and you can bust nuts all day without making new hellspawn afterward
 
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Maiden Voyage

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Wait wtf it’s supposed to say congrats on the sex, I was posting while waiting in a drive thru for lunch hah


Does she have the one with hormonal stuff too or bare copper? Mine had bare copper because birth control killed her libido, but the bare copper didn’t. The trade off was we had to increase the tampon budget…
Hormone I think. Her mood would swing like crazy before now. Libido has been fine too.
 
Apropos last night. My husband and I finally found some time to spend with each other...you know, like...naked. First time after the second critter arrived. And in fear of getting pregnant again we used a condom AND he pulled out. I shit you not.

Life was much easier when we (thought we) were infertile.

Man has his pull out game under wraps.
 
Let’s tackle lactation next.

There was a news story in Australia this week about a lady's husband that had to start her breastfeeding. They were on holiday (no babies/kids with them), forgot her pump, she was really sore and had trouble getting the flow going by hand. Enter the valiant husband taking one for the team.

The best part was her friend stating the obvious..."best holiday her husband has had in a long while".
 
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Toons

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Apropos last night. My husband and I finally found some time to spend with each other...you know, like...naked. First time after the second critter arrived. And in fear of getting pregnant again we used a condom AND he pulled out. I shit you not.

Life was much easier when we (thought we) were infertile.
.....I thought you were a dude....
 

Thaedolus

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Let’s tackle lactation next.
Ya know, it’s a fuckin thing…my wife never really produced and the “breast is best” bullshit really got to her. Both our kids ended up getting almost all formula or donated milk and they’re totally fine. Her sister insisted on only doing breast milk the first year for her kids, but after that all they eat is chicken nuggets and French fries while our kids get fruits and veggies every meal…funny how they’ve got little porkers rolling around addicted to their screens and ours want to go outside and make snowmen
 
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Maiden Voyage

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Ya know, it’s a fuckin thing…my wife never really produced and the “breast is best” bullshit really got to her. Both our kids ended up getting almost all formula or donated milk and they’re totally fine. Her sister insisted on only doing breast milk the first year for her kids, but after that all they eat is chicken nuggets and French fries while our kids get fruits and veggies every meal…funny how they’ve got little porkers rolling around addicted to their screens and ours want to go outside and make snowmen
Daddy likes it in his White Russians.
Digital Art Animation GIF by Juppi Juppsen
 

Peggies

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Ya know, it’s a fuckin thing…my wife never really produced and the “breast is best” bullshit really got to her. Both our kids ended up getting almost all formula or donated milk and they’re totally fine. Her sister insisted on only doing breast milk the first year for her kids, but after that all they eat is chicken nuggets and French fries while our kids get fruits and veggies every meal…funny how they’ve got little porkers rolling around addicted to their screens and ours want to go outside and make snowmen
Oh god, the breastfeeding mob :rolleyes:.
I had the same problem. Just didn't produce any milk or at least not enough, which makes babies very angry. Poor little sods suck and suck and nothing happens. Who wouldn't be angry?

I remember first day at the hospital with Baby Peggies Nr. 1. There we were. Chilling. Relaxing. He was having a nice bottle of formular. In comes some nasty smelling nurse, shoving my nipple up the screaming babys mouth while squeezing my tit.

Luckily she left very soon and gave my boy his bottle back. "Your nipples are not right" she said before she left.

I just thought:

James Caan Elf GIF
 

Thaedolus

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Oh god, the breastfeeding mob :rolleyes:.
I had the same problem. Just didn't produce any milk or at least not enough, which makes babies very angry. Poor little sods suck and suck and nothing happens. Who wouldn't be angry?

I remember first day at the hospital with Baby Peggies Nr. 1. There we were. Chilling. Relaxing. He was having a nice bottle of formular. In comes some nasty smelling nurse, shoving my nipple up the screaming babys mouth while squeezing my tit.

Luckily she left very soon and gave my boy his bottle back. "Your nipples are not right" she said before she left.

I just thought:

James Caan Elf GIF
Yeah, when in the hospital with our first we had a kinda shitty nurse who said some shit about breast feeding which drove my wife to tears, then the next one came in and basically refuted everything and reassured us. It’s such a sensitive time and nobody wants to think of half assing anything with a tiny little creature you’ve just brought into the world, but then people have their opinions based on nothing and want to lecture about how to do things…
 
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