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August Wrasslin' |OT| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU-LY
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RecRoulette
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Tomorrow night!
Johnny Mundo (c) vs Rey Mysterio for the Lucha Underground Championship
Prince Puma vs Pentagon Dark in the Cueto Cup Finals
Sexy Star vs Veneno in a Mask vs Mask match.
This is pretty much a PPV level show for them. Should be fun
Johnny Mundo (c) vs Rey Mysterio for the Lucha Underground Championship
Prince Puma vs Pentagon Dark in the Cueto Cup Finals
Sexy Star vs Veneno in a Mask vs Mask match.
This is pretty much a PPV level show for them. Should be fun
Variety is good.
It's still real to em
What? You didn't like Chris Masters? Or Nathan Jones?
Imagine all roided dudes who can't do promos. Wrestling would suck even more.
Masters was beyond wack, don't know the other dude
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I feel like Morrison would be the most obvious dude to bring back if Vince had had anyway to get him out of those LU contracts he signed.
I mean pretty much this.
Jinder Mahal might be the most muscly man that has ever muscled, but I know he fucking sucks and is 100 percent unconvincing in matches.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Digging the dreads on Rey. Card looks stack minus the Sexy Star match. I'll watch.
The Masterlock challenge was a fun gimmick, but everything else was meh. Nathan Jones lol
RecRoulette
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He's back with TNA as Johnny Impact sadly.
Exactly. Skill trumps looks in 2017.
serenewarfare
Banned
Rumors for surprises tonight include
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Both were backstage last night.
Roode
Shelton
Both were backstage last night.
half a moon
Banned
WtF are those nasty poop dreads on rey mysterios mask
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
For whatever reason those LU contracts don't seem to care where you go so long as it isn't WWE.
Being fat doesn't mean shit really if you have the cardio and natural strength.
Granted you also need to be able to talk, charisma, work a match, have a marketable look, gimmick, etc. etc. etc.
I mean look how far that skinny fat ass Cm Punk went! And that dude was a total weakling.
Granted you also need to be able to talk, charisma, work a match, have a marketable look, gimmick, etc. etc. etc.
I mean look how far that skinny fat ass Cm Punk went! And that dude was a total weakling.
They kept Ricochet from wrestling at the NJPW Long Beach shows too though
She is the most annoying wrestler for me, soon as her music hits am want to fast forward.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Right, but he is still able to work with NJPW in Japan.
I think TNA has some kind of deal with AAA also and AAA owns some portion of LU.
bean breath
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Cesaro might legit be the strongest guy on the roster and he doesn't look any more ripped than your average athlete.
He does look absurdly lean, dude is a fucking Roman statue.
I think those 6 season crazy contracts were for AAA guys. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. It sounds exactly like the sort of thing AAA would do.
And Jinder promos.
Dragon Lee knows what butters his bread
Hiromu & Dragon Lee team in World Tag League?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I wonder if they actually are dumb enough to blow their wad on Cena v. Roman at fucking No Mercy.
Because Strowman v. Lesnar and Cena v. Roman is a tremendously strong top of the card and it would be insanely moronic to blow it on a B-show in the middle of the NFL season.
Because Strowman v. Lesnar and Cena v. Roman is a tremendously strong top of the card and it would be insanely moronic to blow it on a B-show in the middle of the NFL season.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Roode on SD should be neat assuming it happens.
Let me guess: he goes over Sami Zayn because lolZayn
Let me guess: he goes over Sami Zayn because lolZayn
OriginofHysteria
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Maybe you have Cena/Joe at No Mercy just to prolong the Cena/Reigns thing a bit
RecRoulette
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If they somehow make a 4th season of Lucha Underground I have no idea how that would even look. So many of their big stars are already gone or will be gone.
I guess they could do what they did between season 1 and season 2 and write it off as
Mil Muertes killing everyone off again
That'd be a seriously OP tag team, but I can't imagine they'll tie Hiromu up in that with WK on the horizon and Kushida as champ. If there was a more interesting opponent for Kushida on the docket then I'd see it happening. If it happens I think it'll probably be Bushi and Dragon Adverb.
Weird how reading The Secret and then molding his life after it didn't work out.
Daniel Bryan tearing him to pieces to his face might be my favorite thing in the world.
They should all try a nice yummy slice of Raspberry Pi
They had Nakamura/Cena on a Smackdown, which led to Jinder going over Nak....
Moronic seems to be the current trend.
his matches are pretty boring brah
of course I blame dubdube for this since they force everyone to work main event style
no one in dubdube has a "good look" right now. and no one really cares
He purposely trains to not get too heavy.
He could bulk up like a madman if he wanted to but IIRC regal was the one who advised him on that
Cody has the most forgettable look in professional wrestling right now