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Similar thing happened to me recently, except the masseuse told me it'd be money before she began
How big is your dick please be exact and don't round up or down.
Similar thing happened to me recently, except the masseuse told me it'd be money before she began
A few years back, a group of friends and I went to the strip club after playing poker for a few hours. It was a Saturday night and place was packed. I was tipsy already. I think I told myself I was only going to spend $150 to $200 on drinks and lapdances. There was a lot of strippers standing around-texting, smoking, talking with other strippers. I saw a hot blonde with huge boobs and asked for a lapdance. It was $25 and all she did was grind on me for like 2-3 minutes. She didn't like me suck on her tits or anything and she didn't even take off her thong. She asked me if I wanted to go to the champagne room for $250 and said we can have some real fun. I declined and gave her $30 and went back to join my friends. After a few more drinks, a hot latina girl came to our table and sat on my friends lap. She was trying to get him to pay for a private dance, but he was so wasted. I told her I wanted one and we went back to the same lapdance room. This dance was better because she let me motorboat her. lol. But, again, nothing really happened. I paid her $30 and went back to join my friends. We're getting ready to leave after another round of drinks. I decided I would get one more lap dance and probably never come to a strip club for years as I thought it was a waste of money so far. I see a very thick latina girl on stage. Her ass is so big. She goes around the stage so people nearby can throw money. I approach her and tell her I wanted a lap dance. After she gets off stage, she disappears for a few minutes. I thought she forgot about me and probably went to join another table, but she didn't and came to our table and we went straight into the back. We pick a spot in the back of the lapdance room, away from other people. When the song starts, she pulls off her g-string. Okay. Major improvement over the other 2 girls. She told me she's puerto rican and only worked at the club for 1 month. She shoves her pussy near my face, and I still don't know why I did it to this day, but I started eating her out. After a few minutes of eating her and fingering her, she said she wanted to return the favor. She takes my dick out and starts blowing me. Like holy shit. Is this really happening? Oh shit, how many guys did she do this to already?!! I didn't care. I was in the moment and this was the best lap dance ever. I cummed midway thru the second song. Afterwards we talked, she said 3 songs have passed and if I wanted another lapdance. I already cummed so I didn't see the point. I owed her $75, I gave her $100.
Luckily I didn't catch anything. I went back to that same stripclub 2 months later, but I never see her again. I still think about her to this day and wonder where she is.
This is like my biggest uncommon fear, that a massage would go wrong like this. I am sure the chances are slim and that it would be wonders for my back, but the chance that I might be sexually touched irks me so much, it's forever shyed me away from massages or waxing salons.
How big is your dick please be exact and don't round up or down.
Not comfortable posting that in a GAF forum, but i'm black so you already know i'm in the upper percentile
Why waxing?
That's not sexual though. What about doctors?Upper percentile of GAF or upper percentile of world average?
If it's the former, maybe she just didn't have the upper body strength to handle it?
If you get a Brazilian a person is just touching your genitals and butthole.
Evilore wanted to clean this place up for the ads and here we are with penthouse forums.
That's not sexual though. What about doctors?
Upper percentile of GAF or upper percentile of world average?
If it's the former, maybe she just didn't have the upper body strength to handle it?
If you get a Brazilian a person is just touching your genitals and butthole.
Yea this didnt happenWe don't believe you
You need more people
you've obviously never been jacked off by a pro... not recommending it, just saying.I fucking hate hand jobs. The saddest shit ever becuase its never as good as how I jerk myself.
you've obviously never been jacked off by a pro... not recommending it, just saying.
thewireohhhh.gifMaybe Exokell is a pro?
Why are there people who don't believe the OP it's not like prostitutes are some shit from a fantasy novel and you have to walk through a magic wardrobe and talk to a pimp lion to get a handy. The shit is in real life and it costs about sixty bucks to get a hando why is this hard to wrap your heads around.
Yeah I was thinking the latter but if people arent believing that massage parlours give happy endings, they are pretty naive and might want to go for a massage sometime to...relieve some stress.Do people doubt that a massage could end with a happy ending? Or just the OP recount of going high to a massage parlor late at night and then being surprised about the extra?
Yeah I was thinking the latter but if people arent believing that massage parlours give happy endings, they are pretty naive and might want to go for a massage sometime to...relieve some stress.
My interpretation is OP got a bit high, thought he'd see if he could get jerked off so went to a massage parlour and got lucky. Fair play.
Maybe they have discovered they earn more from a "pay what you like" type deal.For me, the shocking part is that he got a freebie.
Wtf! Clicking this thread has suddenly made Google Ads pop up with the ad "do you need a massage?" Im in UK so before anyone says, I was not Googling massage parlours in the San Diego area, I have a wife who will do that shit for free. LOL that is hilarious, and slightly scary.
Once a year on our anniversary if shes not too tired, but its free goddammit!I think it's cool your wife touches your dick. Nice, man!
You are so sheltered.
Well below the GAF average, then. Sounds like you could stuff the whole thing in a thimble and barely scrape the back. Like your lovers would get more friction by sitting on a jellybean. I'm sorry for your situation, my friend.My dick isn't even big, it's like 7.3 inches. There's tons of dudes out there with 8-10 monsters lol, my shit is nothing special. I just found it amusing and funny that she was so goofy about it.
It's called the Santorum Special.I just realized that OP probably had poopy butt lube rubbed all over his body. You know, from the guy before him who was also vigorously buttfingered into a frothy mess? OP was head to toe covered in someone else's turd particles and probably some cum too.
I just realized that OP probably had poopy butt lube rubbed all over his body. You know, from the guy before him who was also vigorously buttfingered into a frothy mess? OP was head to toe covered in someone else's turd particles and probably some cum too.
gave her a huge tip
And she got the whoooole thaang
You just gave me an idea for a brothel.Why are there people who don't believe the OP it's not like prostitutes are some shit from a fantasy novel and you have to walk through a magic wardrobe and talk to a pimp lion to get a handy. The shit is in real life and it costs about sixty bucks to get a hando why is this hard to wrap your heads around.
California, here we cum.In California, and most states, engaging in prostitution is a misdemeanor, not a felony.
No that's caled "Going Zeus"Is it when you dip your dick in tzatziki?
Wow! Reading this thread, you can pretty much take the American price and divide my 3-10 to get the local prices here. You're able to get service from $20-60 pretty easily here. That's a 30 min bj at the low end to a 2hr/2shot full service romp at the high end. Bless the grey market.
A few years back, a group of friends and I went to the strip club after playing poker for a few hours. It was a Saturday night and place was packed. I was tipsy already. I think I told myself I was only going to spend $150 to $200 on drinks and lapdances. There was a lot of strippers standing around-texting, smoking, talking with other strippers. I saw a hot blonde with huge boobs and asked for a lapdance. It was $25 and all she did was grind on me for like 2-3 minutes. She didn't like me suck on her tits or anything and she didn't even take off her thong. She asked me if I wanted to go to the champagne room for $250 and said we can have some real fun. I declined and gave her $30 and went back to join my friends. After a few more drinks, a hot latina girl came to our table and sat on my friends lap. She was trying to get him to pay for a private dance, but he was so wasted. I told her I wanted one and we went back to the same lapdance room. This dance was better because she let me motorboat her. lol. But, again, nothing really happened. I paid her $30 and went back to join my friends. We're getting ready to leave after another round of drinks. I decided I would get one more lap dance and probably never come to a strip club for years as I thought it was a waste of money so far. I see a very thick latina girl on stage. Her ass is so big. She goes around the stage so people nearby can throw money. I approach her and tell her I wanted a lap dance. After she gets off stage, she disappears for a few minutes. I thought she forgot about me and probably went to join another table, but she didn't and came to our table and we went straight into the back. We pick a spot in the back of the lapdance room, away from other people. When the song starts, she pulls off her g-string. Okay. Major improvement over the other 2 girls. She told me she's puerto rican and only worked at the club for 1 month. She shoves her pussy near my face, and I still don't know why I did it to this day, but I started eating her out. After a few minutes of eating her and fingering her, she said she wanted to return the favor. She takes my dick out and starts blowing me. Like holy shit. Is this really happening? Oh shit, how many guys did she do this to already?!! I didn't care. I was in the moment and this was the best lap dance ever. I cummed midway thru the second song. Afterwards we talked, she said 3 songs have passed and if I wanted another lapdance. I already cummed so I didn't see the point. I owed her $75, I gave her $100.
Luckily I didn't catch anything. I went back to that same stripclub 2 months later, but I never see her again. I still think about her to this day and wonder where she is.
I hear that in Japan there are places where the girl's sole purpose is to give you a HJ. From what I heard, they do it for 5 minutes or so, and then she leaves and a new girl comes in and continues. And this keeps happening until you finish.
I love how Japan doesn't tout it as prostitution since it's illegal -- instead, it's a "health massage".