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[Days like these...]

Solution:

Butsekc is overrated imo

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Wait .. 34 yo woman? She wanted this to happen. Since how long do you play the game with her (not the 33 years of going commando I hope) XD

 

[Ash Sparrow]

congrats I'm prolife, but your pull out game failed that baby.

 

[Days like these...]

10 yrs the other 2 were planned

 

[DeepEnigma]

Now you get to be a pie maker for the interim. Congrats as well.

 

[GymWolf]

Butsekc is overrated imo

How can you have childs and being gay at the same time?

 

[Days like these...]

How can you have childs and being gay at the same time?

Put it in vagina instead of bussy that's how.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Congrats?

 

[Days like these...]

Congrats?

I guess?

 

[BlackTron]

How did the wife break the news, and what was your response?

 

[Rival]

Congratulations? Sorry?

 

[Days like these...]

Congratulations? Sorry?

Either one suits me just fine

 

[Cyberpunkd]

At 50 too. Congratulate me or don't.

So you’re saying you didn’t pull out? It’s okay, no need to invent things.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

(this is going to bite me in the ass one day too I'm sure, but I hope it won't be until I am ready.

Let me help you - you are never ready. You learn to cope and move on with your life.

 

[German Hops]

 

[jason10mm]

Getting snipped was a great choice for me, makes for spontaneous sex with no (pregnancy) consequences, once you are past 40 it is the way.

 

[K' Dash]

How much did it cost? Hurt? Did your insurance cover it?

Not from US, so the pricing may differ, it was $500.

Didn’t hurt at all, the doctor was very generous with the local anesthesia, but I suppose YMMV.

Yes, my insurance covered it.

 

[cash_longfellow]

I don't get it. Is this thread supposed to be about driving?

I mean, kind of

 

[OverHeat]

Sucks to be you OP

 

[RJMacready73]

You're starting at 50? You absolute mad bastard, I hope you are fit and mentally strong cause you're in for a world of pain also..

 

[Days like these...]

Someone get ahold of my arch nemesis get them in here to congratulate me

 

[Days like these...]

You're starting at 50? You absolute mad bastard, I hope you are fit and mentally strong cause you're in for a world of pain also..

I have an 8yr old and a 4 yr old

 

[Catphish]

 

[Synless]

I have an 8yr old and a 4 yr old

Wait, 33 year winning streak but you have an 8 and 4 yr old?

 

[DeafTourette]

I just told the wife I gotta start wearing condoms again. Paranoid to become a father again at 37 when my son is already 16. We just had a quick scare last week when she missed. I can’t do the whole baby phase at my age. Too paranoid nowadays

Better at 37 than 48.

And D Days like these... Congratulations!

 

[Days like these...]

Wait, 33 year winning streak but you have an 8 and 4 yr old?

Those were planned

 

[HoodWinked]

are you sure you're the father? what if the baby is another race

 

[MudoSkills]

I look forward to more quality threads.

 

[LordCBH]

 

[Days like these...]

are you sure you're the father? what if the baby is another race

I might not be who knows for sure

 

[Days like these...]

You're all invited to the christening at the Cathedral of our Lady Mary, Joseph and sweet baby Jeebus. German Hops wash your ass or you're uninvited.

 

[FunkMiller]

If you're contraceptive strategy at 50 was 'pull out' then you really do deserve everything you get.

Congratulations!

 

[Days like these...]

If you're contraceptive strategy at 50 was 'pull out' then you really do deserve everything you get.

Congratulations!

I've never had a strategy for anything a day in my life.

 

[badblue]

At 50 too. Congratulate me or don't.

I have an 8yr old and a 4 yr old

This is how I'm picturing you.

 

[Captiosus]

I hope you are fit and mentally strong cause you're in for a world of pain

My dad had 5 other kids in a prior marriage before he had me when he was 47 and I gotta admit, it was nice to have a dad who was retired while I was in high school but really shitty that I spent the back half of college and my mid-20s having to care for him as he declined from kidney failure, heart failure, and then lung cancer.

I just turned 46. I don't know how the hell my dad did it. No way I'd want to have a newborn now.

 

[Valonquar]

Vasectomy so easy you be like

Instead now you gotta be

 

[farmerboy]

At 50 too. Congratulate me or don't.

So you fucked the dismount?

 

[chromhound]

Atleast you went to poundtown

 

[Blade2.0]

well, there is still time to nip it in the bud.

 

[Days like these...]

My dad had 5 other kids in a prior marriage before he had me when he was 47 and I gotta admit, it was nice to have a dad who was retired while I was in high school but really shitty that I spent the back half of college and my mid-20s having to care for him as he declined from kidney failure, heart failure, and then lung cancer.

I just turned 46. I don't know how the hell my dad did it. No way I'd want to have a newborn now.

Whoa six kids? I'm in perfect health fortunately except for that durn diabeetus, cholesterol and high blood pressure.

 

[Nobody_Important]

This is why we need mainstream male birth control.



(Congrats OP)

 

[Days like these...]

This is why we need mainstream male birth control.



(Congrats OP)

I agree I shouldnt be breeding

 

[Nobody_Important]

I agree I shouldnt be breeding

I feel like that statement applies to more people than any of us would like to admit to be honest lol

 

[ahtlas7]

You’ve been blessed.

 

[newtypepilot]

now you don't have to worry about pulling out for the next 9 months

 

[RJMacready73]

I have an 8yr old and a 4 yr old

12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches

 

[NeoGiffer]

At 50 too. Congratulate me

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Mihos]

I can barely keep up with the grandkids in my 50s

 

[HAYA8U5A]