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[Days like these...]

12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches

Radical acceptance has gotten me through much.

 

[German Hops]

German Hops wash your ass or you're uninvited.

 

[Days like these...]

I'll find someone else to be the flower girl.

 

[German Hops]

I'll find someone else to be the flower girl.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

So, in my imagination you were plowing your perfect 11 (wife?) with an amazing rack and while slappin against that perfectly plump posterior you felt a little inkling of something starting to happen, but naturally wanted to get a few more pumps in. My question to you sir, is did you realize you had already started to dribble, accept that it was a lost cause, and really commit to burying the evidence? Or was it more of a half pull out “oh sorry babe I tried” kind of situation?

 

[Days like these...]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Population control is a big problem.

 

[Lunarorbit]

As Skyn3t says:

 

[Mossybrew]

12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches

Yeah I'll be 50 this year and thank god my kids are both now adults. I'll be ready for Grandpa Mode in the future but starting over with one of my own would feel overwhelming.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

What was your immediate emotional reaction? Like ahhh fuck I hope this doesn’t lead to another kid or aww yeah take it?

 

[IntentionalPun]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

Most guys have nothing in their pre-cum, something most people don't know.

That's why it's so effective for some, and completely ineffective for others. It's only like 15-20% of men who have any active sperm in their pre-cum.

Considering your success rate you are probably one of the lucky ones (well most of us are)... but mistakes can happen.

 

[Days like these...]

What was your immediate emotional reaction? Like ahhh fuck I hope this doesn’t lead to another kid or aww yeah take it?

I had no idea that my pull out game failed me till she told she missed her period. My response was oh well it is what it is

 

[Captiosus]

Whoa six kids?

Yeah, though by the time I was born, all but one was grown. My oldest half sister was 26 when I was born, and my youngest half brother was 17 and a senior in High School.

Since they were all older, and most of them lived near their mother, I was never really close to any of them.