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Ruin a Date in Four Words
- Thread starter Melon
- Start date
JareBear: Remastered
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“That’s my parole officer”
JareBear: Remastered
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“Saw this on GAF”
JareBear: Remastered
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Additionally....
“The GAF Butts Thread”
“The GAF Butts Thread”
JareBear: Remastered
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“Hi, my name’s Jussie”
(Sorry)
(Sorry)
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Melon
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Nothing says a romantic date like watching a misandrist with about as much of a personality as a wet rag on the big screen!
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JareBear: Remastered
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I was just about to post
“Overwhelmingly white and Male”
but you covered the Brie Larson base first
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Codes 208
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Fixed for alternative
AnotherOne
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"Ever heard of Halo"? Then start humming the theme..
AnotherOne
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"Spaghetti with FP16 Sauce"
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slugbahr
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The Earth. IS. FLAT!
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slugbahr
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Melon
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A dude actually said this to me (granted we weren't on a date and it was more of an attempt to 'impress' me). He said it with such pride and confidence; as if he thought saying that was an instant panty-soaker.
haxan7
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I am a cheating prick but those are all meant as individual examples
Scopa
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You should have pointed to his crotch and said “You won’t be needing that then”.
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Can't decide
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You're like my mother.
Ever heard of scat?
Ever heard of scat?
haxan7
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I've said this
JareBear: Remastered
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I think this is how it was pitched at Nintendo marketing meetings
KillCleanEat
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You paying for this?
Krappadizzle
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"You don't do Meth?!"
"Only touched him twice"
"Who wouldn't eat that?"
"I'd put it their"
"This taste like shit?"
"Do you also guzzle?"
"Only touched him twice"
"Who wouldn't eat that?"
"I'd put it their"
"This taste like shit?"
"Do you also guzzle?"
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slugbahr
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You weren't even wearing panties, were you??
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slugbahr
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haxan7
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Krappadizzle
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JareBear: Remastered
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“I wanna go fast.” - Ricky Bobby
haxan7
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In the future a man's farts will be used to signal his sexual attractiveness to potential mates. Mark my words.
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Halo is Back
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How much an hour?
highrider
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Somebody step on a duck?!
Halo is Back
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At least you know you can out smart them!
coopermidnight
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Let's start as friends
coopermidnight
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Lots of [pick your favorite slur]s here.
haxan7
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Halo is Back
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If a girl said that to me that would only improve the date
I would probably give her my N7 shirt the next date
Halo is Back
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I think the “guys” who say that are just trying to patheticly impress. “See I care about women’s right too!” “I’m just soooo progressive!”