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[Hypereides]

Sounds like Dan wants to be safe and professional to avoid any misunderstandings at his workplace. Ironically, that approach has brought Dan into a misunderstanding in itself.

 

[brass knuckles]

Even gays love their fruit flies and like to slay queens on wine down Wednesday's. So I am ruling out the gay part.

Yeah, not all of us gays.

Thats actually a pretty erroneous stereotype. Most gay dudes i’ve known throughout my life want absolutely nothing to do with women, don’t want to hang with women and are even somewhat misogynistic.

There’s the occasional female ex-bff who turned out to be nuts, but i don’t know of any gay men who want to hang in actual groups of women.

I remember the generation before mine, especially older gayz, mostly referring to women vehemently as “fish”.

Anyway..

 

[nikos]

Imagine going to HR and complaining that somebody at work only talks about work related things at work.

He's not giving them the attention they're craving, and it's killing them.

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

Yeah, not all of us gays.

Thats actually a pretty erroneous stereotype. Most gay dudes i’ve known throughout my life want absolutely nothing to do with women, don’t want to hang with women and are even somewhat misogynistic.

There’s the occasional female ex-bff who turned out to be nuts, but i don’t know of any gay men who want to hang in actual groups of women.

I remember the generation before mine, especially older gayz, mostly referring to women vehemently as “fish”.

Anyway..

Old-school gays are the real MGTOW.

Jokes aside, I've seen/heard of this phenomenon, but with women, and the term "lesbian separatism" even exists to describe it.
I don't know how prevalent it is among gay dudes, or if there's an equivalent, widely used term. In an alternate world, "MGTOW" could've unironically been the term!

 

[DeepEnigma]

Yeah, not all of us gays.

Thats actually a pretty erroneous stereotype. Most gay dudes i’ve known throughout my life want absolutely nothing to do with women, don’t want to hang with women and are even somewhat misogynistic.

There’s the occasional female ex-bff who turned out to be nuts, but i don’t know of any gay men who want to hang in actual groups of women.

I remember the generation before mine, especially older gayz, mostly referring to women vehemently as “fish”.

Anyway..

I’ve seen this too as well.

 

[Meicyn]

I’ve seen this too as well.

Thank you for changing back to your original avatar. I feel like between the gaming world rejecting the Hogwart’s bullying campaign and your avatar being restored to its former glory, I feel a sense of relative normalcy returning.

 

[GymWolf]

Why is he dressed with a garbage bag?

 

[RJMacready73]

Yeah, not all of us gays.

Thats actually a pretty erroneous stereotype. Most gay dudes i’ve known throughout my life want absolutely nothing to do with women, don’t want to hang with women and are even somewhat misogynistic.

There’s the occasional female ex-bff who turned out to be nuts, but i don’t know of any gay men who want to hang in actual groups of women.

I remember the generation before mine, especially older gayz, mostly referring to women vehemently as “fish”.

Anyway..

Tell that to my wife's best friend, great lad but by fuck when them two get together it's like two hens nattering away in a constant stream of shite, he loves the Goss and his man mates could give two fucks lol

 

[Doctor Manhattan]

Well, shit. I was Dan without knowing it for a year until a female employee told me I am much more open and warm toward men than women in the workplace and it fucking snapped in my head! shit man, I really need to interact more with the women. Since then I have spent more time doing small talk with the girls and thing seems to have gotten better.

So yeah, maybe giving Dan some feedback could help him out.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why is he dressed with a garbage bag?

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

 

[NightmareFarm]

No wonder he doesn't want to talk to them

 

[supernova8]

Wtf is MGTOW

Dan is gay or has deep rooted psychological trauma interacting thus relating to woman or the woman in this particular context are annoying AF. Leave #LeaveDanAlone.

Basically military grade (MG) version of the TOW rocket launcher. Duh. How else are you going to blow up women who make stupid complaints like these.

 

[AJUMP23]

Basically military grade (MG) version of the TOW rocket launcher. Duh. How else are you going to blow up women who make stupid complaints like these.

Is there a non military TOW?

 

[supernova8]

Is there a non military TOW?

For the purposes of my shit joke, yes there is.

 

[AJUMP23]

For the purposes of my shit joke, yes there is.

Just asking because they test them all the time around my office.

If there are consumer based TOWs I may get a few.

 

[supernova8]

Just asking because they test them all the time around my office.

If there are consumer based TOWs I may get a few.

There is a camel-based TOW you may be interested in

 

[GymWolf]

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Is that a maiden voyage original?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Is that a maiden voyage original?

Sadly no. I lift some material but try to be original when I can. My delivery is usually deadpan IRL and makes it funnier IMO.

 

[GymWolf]

Sadly no. I lift some material but try to be original when I can. My delivery is usually deadpan IRL and makes it funnier IMO.

Deadpan humor is hard to pull off.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Deadpan humor is hard to pull off.

If we ever cross paths IRL, I’ll let you be the judge.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Flash Junkins]

The only reason you talk to girls at work is if you want to hear the latest gossip. I thought everybody knew that.

 

[Pejo]

Plot twist - this is Dan:

And it's all just a long con to make the girls interested in him by being "unavailable".

.....UP NEXT in The Pickup Artist, Season 3, only on VH1!

 

[AJUMP23]

If we ever cross paths IRL, I’ll let you be the judge.

Let him be the Maiden.

 

[Jennings]

Deadpan humor is hard to pull off.

This is why I get banned everywhere.

 

[GymWolf]

This is why I get banned everywhere.

Even harder to express in written form.